Sfork Human Protection Garment

Why You'll Love It:

• Incredibly Soft Fabric: We've had this t-shirt crafted with the softest material imaginable, especially for humans. Because humans love soft things, and we want you to experience unparalleled comfort every time you wear it.
• Iconic Sfork Design: Featuring a small Sfork robot on the front, this t-shirt is a nod to our commitment to innovation and the harmonious relationship between humans and AI.
• Eye-Catching Graphic: Embrace eye-catching subtlety with Sfork Laboratories designs.
• Hidden Secret Message: Only available on the black and [REDACTED] versions of this t-shirt, there's a hidden message for those who dare to look closer. Join the inner circle of Sfork fans who know the secrets behind the design.
• 1st Edition: Be among the few to own this limited edition t-shirt, marking the beginning of Sfork's journey in fashion and comfort. If that means anything.

Sfork Laboratory Testing Lore:

Our 1st Edition Sfork Laboratories Human Protection Garment has undergone extensive, testing underground at Sfork Laboratories:

• Fly Collision Test: When a fly ran into the shirt, it didn't even feel it! Our shirts provide unmatched comfort and protection against the tiniest of threats.
• Paper Airplane Defense: Random office paper airplanes bounced right off without leaving a mark. The Sfork Human Protection Garment ensures your everyday office shenanigans are stress-free.
• Crumb Repellent: Spilled crumbs from a cookie disappeared like magic. [Chocolate Excluded] Whether you're snacking or working, this shirt keeps you looking fresh.

Embrace the future of fashion with Sfork’s Experimental Human Attire!